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Keep Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un The Fuck Away From Each Other

What Happened?

Speaking to reporters in Singapore after his landmark summit with Kim, Trump said that he found the North Korean premier to be a “very talented man” who “loves his country very much.”

Asked whether he found Kim to be a worthy negotiator, Trump said: “A worthy negotiator…a very worthy, very smart negotiator. We had a terrific day and we learned a lot about each other and our countries.”

“I think our whole relationship with North Korea and the Korean peninsula is going to be a very different situation than it has in the past,” he said. “We’ve developed a very special bond.”

(The Hill)

Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un met in a historic summit that resulted in North Korea signing an agreement to denuclearize the Korean Peninsula which is either the most impressive thing that Donald Trump has and will ever do orrrr it’s some shit that Kim Jong Un will immediately ignore the second he gets back to North Korea.

 

Are we all going to die?

There are no two people that I’d rather see shake hands than these two maniacs. It like when Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd come to a truce and shake hands but both of them have their fingers crossed behind their backs.

You know both men walked away from this summit thinking to themselves that they tricked the other one. Donald Trump can beat his chest and say that he’s the first president to meet with Kim Jong Un so that’s a little victory he has over Barack Obama and Kim Jong Un finally gets to feel legitimized by American recognition after being ignored for decades.

My biggest fear is that these two men join forces and just murder all of us. I’m imagining them standing back to back holding AK-47s in both arms wildly firing into like, a busy crowded local DC hospital shouting out ‘HOW SMALL ARE MY HANDS NOW MOTHERFUCKER??!’

So to answer that question, yes, we are all going to die. Hug your dogs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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