“Okay, so for one of my Christmas presents from Kanye he gives me this little box with a Disney Mickey toy, Apple headphones, Netflix, Amazon gift cards and Adidas socks,” Kim said in an Instagram story video. “But then I open the next box and it is stock to Amazon, where he got the gift card, stock to Netflix, stock to Apple where he got the headphones, Adidas stock and Disney stock.”
“What’s better than a million dollars? A billion dollars”.
I’m at a point in my life where I burst with joy when I open up a box on Christmas morning and it just has socks in there. I would kill for a Christmas scarf. That’s what growing up is. Young Lester probably wanted a VR headset or some lame expensive nonsense. Old washed Lester wants AA batteries.
I assume it’s the same feeling when you’re a wealthy middle-aged mother of two. Every time Kim Kardashian comes home, there is a pile of free shit at her front door from various companies that she either sponsors or want her to be their sponsor.
After a long day of flipping through stacks of bills, Kim just wants some stocks. Shout out to Kanye West for dropping a few thousand to get Kim in on Disney before they take over the world. This is why they are the true Royal Family.
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