Kansas City Royals Sacrifice a Little Kid’s Life After They Advance to the ALCS

The Kansas City Royals won game 5 last night and advanced to the ALCS. It took the Royals everything they had to just narrowly squeeze by the Houston Astros. Now they’re set to take on the Toronto Blue Jay who committed a game changing error and still somehow won yesterday. Now the Royals appear to be using voodoo and witchcraft to get to the World Series by sacrificing this little kid to the baseballs gods.


If the gods demand tribute than you must oblige. The Kansas City Royals now have to be the favorites to win the World Series. You’ll be a fool to think otherwise.




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