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Josh Norman is Now a Free Agent and the New York Giants 1000% Need To Sign Him

The Carolina Panthers have removed the Franchise Tag on Josh Norman which officially makes him now a free agent. Norman was one of the best corners in the NFL last year. Outside of Cam Newton, he was one of the keys to Carolina being a Super Bowl team.

The New York Giants need to sign him by the end of the day. The organization has already made it clear that they are building a mega-defense. A Frankenstein of the best available defensive players on the market.

 

Yes, there’s an elephant in the room.

odell beckham

 

Sooo¬†Josh Norman and Odell Beckham Jr. aren’t best friends at the moment. It happens. Enemies become teammates all of the time. They’re professionals.

I’m sure all of ODB’s weird gay sexual frustration would be relieved the first time he shared a shower with Norman. If anything, it could improve his game even more.

I’m also going to take any and all opportunities to remind people that Odell is like, super gay.

Also I want/ NEED Josh Norman in the Giants secondary ruining opposing quarterbacks afternoons. They would truly become the greatest defense in NFL history.

 

 

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you agree that the New York Giants need to sign Norman ASAGDFP.

TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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