The dome can’t stop the rain. ☔ pic.twitter.com/o3LYXZiz0Z
— MLB (@MLB) August 23, 2017
My war with Josh Donaldson has been well documented. I think he’s the lamest human on Earth and he’s the type of guy that ends every sentence with ‘bro’. He’s a crybaby bitch and everyone on the Toronto Blue Jays roster is a jerk.
But Donaldson was off my radar this year. It was great. I could live my life. Go outside again and enjoy the culture. He had only 11 home runs heading into August. The Blue Jays were in last place and looked like absolute trash.
Allll of a sudden, Donaldson has 11 home runs in August alone and Toronto is fighting for a wild card spot. All hands on deck now. I will return to watching every move Donaldson makes like a hawk. Donaldson is officially under the Deadseriousness microscope.
Josh Donaldson is a bitch and I will scream it from the rooftops. Join the Church of Lester in my hate for this wack ass loser.
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