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Jordan Rodgers Cries on The Bachelorette About Not Being Close With His Brother Aaron

We are approaching the oh-so-important ‘Hometown’ episode of The Bachelorette in which Jojo will visit the final suitor’s hometown and meet their family and friends. When asked about who Jojo will be meeting when she visits Jordan’s family, Aaron’s lame brother hit the waterworks and began to confess his true relationship with his Super Bowl Champion brother.

[su_quote cite=”The Big Lead” url=””]“My middle brother won’t be there,” Rodgers said. “Aaron … like I said, I have a great relationship with my brother Luke. Me and Aaron don’t really have that much of a relationship. It’s just kind of the way he’s chosen to do life. I choose to stay close with my family and my parents and my brother. It’s not ideal. I love him and I can’t imagine what it’s like to be in his shoes and the pressure he has, the demands from people that he has. Don’t have hard feelings against him, it’s just how things go right now.”[/su_quote]


Wahhhh, my brother is the best quarterback on the planet and he doesn’t answer my texts sometimes, wahhhh. Grow up, Jordan Rodgers. The only reason why anyone even cares who you are is your last name. You should probably just go ahead and lie and say you’re best friends forever. Jojo obviously wants those Super Bowl tickets. You can’t think she’s into you for your dumb haircut, right?

Um, guess what, Jordan Rodgers…none of us are close to Aaron. You don’t see us crying about it on televised dates. It’s a shame that he 1000% already won and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.


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