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Jon Gruden Is Officially Inducted Into The Scammers Hall of Fame

The Oakland Raiders just got absolutely embarrassed on national television in a 34-3 blowout loss to a rookie quarterback that was picked up off the street earlier this week. But as far as Jon Gruden knows, that direct deposit came in this morning and who cares about anything else.

Jon Gruden keeps giving weird interviews where he claims that players around the league keep texting him and saying that they want to join the Raiders.

Here is the exact quote he gave after the Thursday night blowout loss:

“I see players after every game we play that want to be Raiders,” he said. “That’s been the case my whole life. And I think the brand of the Raiders is an exciting one, and I think a lot of players no doubt do want to play for us in the future. And I’m not gonna speculate any further on that.

“I’m not gonna get into who calls me and who texts me.”

That is both 1000% a lie and is super shitty to all of the players that are currently on your roster that Gruden is pretty much saying isn’t good enough to win games.

He stepped down from the Monday Night Football broadcast booth, collected a $100 million bag, traded away Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper, transformed Derek Carr into the worst quarterback in the league and presumably and most importantly, bought a big ass new boat and doesn’t give a shit about winning football games.

Nick Mullins is an undrafted rookie quarterback that turned into an instant MVP candidate after beating the brakes off Oakland.

I want to praise Mullins but it’s impossible to ignore that Gruden doesn’t even seem to be holding practices. He seems like the type of guy who says ‘you guys are accountable for yourselves’ while he watches Game of Thrones on his brand new 3D television and forgets he’s a football coach.

The Scammer’s Hall of Fame welcomes Jon Gruden.

His entire team has turned on the starting quarterback after he cried on the field a couple of weeks ago and Gruden is actively collectively draft picks to replace Carr’s crybaby ass. All Gruden cares about is getting the Raiders to Las Vegas in two seasons and refreshing his bank account.

Scamminggggggg.

 

 

 

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