Johnny Manziel Wants to Coach Now

Manziel, attending the International Football Betting Conference in Costa Rica, was asked what he would do if he isn’t able to resume his NFL playing career.

“I’d do something involved with sports. I can’t get away from it,” he said. “I’ve had to ask myself that a little bit as of late over the past year, but at the same time I’d want to be involved in sports in some way, whether it’s coaching, whether it’s doing something like that. So I think that’d be my route.”

Asked which level he’d like to coach at, Manziel said: “Probably college.”



Coach Johnny Manziel would be the most fun coach to play for of all time. First of all, no practices. The team’s depth chart will be determined by who brings coach the most coke Friday night before he goes out with his boys.

How dope would it be to have coach Manziel making it rain on strippers with the offensive linemen. In fact, if you’re not at the strip club by 2am then you’re not playing on Saturday. How many days into the Manziel regime before his school his penalized for NCAA recruiting violations? Zero days? All you can eat prostitutes for incoming freshmen.

I want/need Johnny Manziel to be a head coach more than anything.



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