Johnny Manziel Gets into Fight With Girlfriend After Drinking and Then Tweets About It Like He Didn’t Go to Rehab For Drinking

I’ve never written about Manziel before so for those of you who are unaware of what I think about him here it is: Johnny Manziel was an amazing college football player at Texas A&M who liked playing football but LOVED doing coke with sluts at the club. Then the Cleveland Browns drafted him the first round, not because of his talent which he totally lacks, but because it’s the Cleveland Browns and they needed ANYONE who will sell tickets. Then after being a pile of trash in his rookie season, Manziel checked himself into rehab and now he’s a backup quarterback with the arm strength of a 6-year old girl, if that 6-year old girl doesn’t have arms. I’m a huge fan though. Even if he was almost arrested this week for domestic violence.


Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel was questioned by police Monday because of a domestic incident and admitted to drinking earlier in the day, according to a police report.


Dude, mega tight. High five. Getting away with both drinking and driving AND endangering your girlfriend. Maybe Manziel is an NFL superstar after all. This really changes him in my eyes. Back ups get arrested for this shit. Stars just shake off charges. I wouldn’t be surprised if Manziel started this Sunday now.

Jonny Fucking Football. Never change. Today, you became a superstar. As soon as I’m done writing this, I’m buying a Manziel jersey. #JohnnyFootball2016


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