John Boehner Calls Ted Cruz ‘Miserable Son of a Bitch’

[su_quote cite=”New York Times” url=””]“I have Democrat friends and Republican friends,” Mr. Boehner told David Kennedy, an emeritus history professor, at the event. “I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”[/su_quote]


Does anyone like Ted Cruz? That is a serious inquiry. It seems as though everyone who’s ever come in contact with him wouldn’t mind if he didn’t wake up in the morning.

John Boehner, former speaker of the house, made if very clear that he does not fuck with Teddy Cruz.

[su_quote cite=”New York Times” url=””] Former House Speaker John A. Boehner described Senator Ted Cruz as “Lucifer in the flesh” during a forum at Stanford University on Wednesday and said that he would not vote for the Texas Republican if he is the party’s presidential nominee.[/su_quote]


You never want to be compared to Lucifer. When people have to think of the most extreme way to say ‘devil’, you know they are dead serious in their hate for you.

Ted Cruz seems like the type of guy who doesn’t tip at restaurants and when you call him out he has a big speech about hard work and capitalism when in actuality he’s just an asshole who’s too cheap to tip.



Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you pretty sure that Ted Cruz really is a miserable son of a bitch.


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