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Joakim Noah Out 4-6 Months With a Torn Rotator Cuff

Joakim Noah is currently serving a casual 20-game suspension for taking performance enhancing drugs. Now it is being reported that he is getting surgery for a torn rotator cuff and will be out for a solid 4-6 months rehabing the injury.

I don’t know who I hate more, Joakim Noah for being an absolute trashbag on the basketball court or Phil Jackson for signing that bum to a 4-year $72 million contract. I hope Noah never plays another minute at Madison Square Garden. I’m ashamed to be Knicks fan watching him let rebounds bounce off of his brick hands and seeing him miss every layup he attempts.

I’m getting pissed just thinking about it. This motherfucker is suspended for doing PEDs. All I want Noah to do is comb his hair. That’s all I want right now.

 

 

 

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