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Jimmy Garoppolo is Banging Porn Star Kiara Mia

What Happened?

San Francisco 49ers quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo and porn star Kiara Mia were spotted on a date in Los Angeles on Wednesday night.

According to TMZ Sports, Garoppolo and Mia were seen leaving the Avra Beverly Hills Estiatorio.

(Bleacher Report)

First of all, finding a clothed photograph of a porn star in a Google search is mission impossible. The fact that I’m writing this article instead of continuing my Kiara Mia ‘research’ should show you how much I care about you guys or how I broke my headphones.

Jimmy Garoppolo has played 7 career NFL games. He’s the highest paid quarterback in NFL history. He is the star of the San Francisco 49ers, one of the most legendary franchises in all of sports. Andddd now he’s balls deep inside of a 41-year-old porn star.

After this Drake secret child fiasco, I’m off the idea of young men dating older porn stars. Jimmy G is going to be hiding a child a year from now and that’s exactly what Jimmy G needs right now.

Look at Tom Brady for example. He has a son from some chick he refuses to acknowledge even exists and he’s the greatest QB ever. This is an important step in the Hall of Fame process.

I didn’t attend the Church of Jimmy G prior to this story because again, he’s played 7 career games, but now that he’s out in LA banging Lisa Ann surrogates, I’m all in. The 49ers are going straight to the Super Bowl and Kiara Mia will be there in the front row.

Can’t wait for the story a week from now when Jimmy Garoppolo is caught out with Brandi Love.

 

 

 

 

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