— Jon Martin (@JonWritesStuff) September 17, 2017
Jay Cutler is BACK. The gunslinger has taken his talents from the Windy City down to South Beach to toss the football over them mountains. Cutler made his season debut with the Miami Dolphins against the San Diego Chargers and ended the first half with what is 1000% the worst hail mary attempt in NFL history.
Remember when Cutler was known for his strong arm? Now, he’s just known for smoking a pack a day and being a walking concussion. The Dolphins snuck out of San Diego with a 19-17 victory after the Chargers kicker couldn’t hit a game winner.
The Dolphins are 1-0 aka UNDEFEATED. Watch out NFL. Once Cutler figures out how to throw that Hail Mary, the Dolphins will be in the Super Bowl in no time. Orrr he’s going to spend the entire season throwing wobbling footballs directly into the defenses hands. Anything can happen. Miami is Must-See TV this season.