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Janoris Jenkins, Landon Collins, Dwayne Harris and Odell Beckham Are Your Giants Pro Bowlers

To no one’s surprise, these four juggernauts will be representing the New York Giants in the Pro Bowl. Odel Beckham is the best receiver in NFL history. Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Harris is a special team megastar which I guess is sort of an oxymoron. Landon Collins is tied for 2nd in the NFL in interceptions. Janoris Jenkins is a SHUTDOWN corner.

Yawn.

Except wait a second, how is Dak Prescott an NFC quarterback but Eli Manning isn’t? Eli has both more yards and more touchdowns. He’s beaten him head-to-head twice. Is there any man in NFL history less respected by 2X Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning.

 

Oh, also this game doesn’t matter so yea.

 

Here is the full list of pro bowlers below:

 

AFC

Quarterbacks

Tom Brady, Patriots
Derek Carr, Raiders
Ben Roethlisberger, Steelers

Running Backs

Le’Veon Bell, Steelers
DeMarco Murray, Titans
LeSean McCoy, Bills

Fullback

Kyle Juszczyk, Ravens

Wide Receivers

Antonio Brown, Steelers
Amari Cooper, Raiders
A.J. Green, Bengals
T.Y. Hilton, Colts

Tight Ends

Travis Kelce, Chiefs
Delanie Walker, Titans

Tackles

Joe Thomas, Browns
Donald Penn, Raiders
Taylor Lewan, Titans

Guards

Marshal Yanda, Ravens
Kelechi Osemele, Raiders
David DeCastro, Steelers

Centers

Rodney Hudson, Raiders
Maurkice Pouncey, Steelers

Defensive Ends

Khalil Mack, Raiders
Cameron Wake, Dolphins
Jadeveon Clowney, Texans

Interior Linemen

Geno Atkins, Bengals
Ndamukong Suh, Dolphins
Jurrell Casey, Titans

Outside Linebackers

Von Miller, Broncos
Lorenzo Alexander, Bills
Brian Orakpo, Titans

Inside Linebackers

Dont’a Hightower, Patriots
C.J. Mosley, Ravens

Cornerbacks

Marcus Peters, Chiefs
Aqib Talib, Broncos
Casey Hayward, Chargers
Chris Harris Jr., Broncos

Free Safeties

Devin McCourty, Patriots
Reggie Nelson, Raiders

Strong Safety

Eric Berry, Chiefs

Punter

Pat McAfee, Colts

Kicker

Justin Tucker, Ravens

Return Specialist

Tyreek Hill, Chiefs

Special Teamer

Matthew Slater, Patriots

NFC

Quarterbacks

Matt Ryan, Falcons
Aaron Rodgers, Packers
Dak Prescott, Cowboys

Running Backs

Ezekiel Elliott, Cowboys
David Johnson, Cardinals
Devonta Freeman, Falcons

Fullback

Mike Tolbert, Panthers

Wide Receivers

Julio Jones, Falcons
Odell Beckham Jr., Giants
Mike Evans, Buccaneers
Larry Fitzgerald, Cardinals

Tight Ends

Greg Olsen, Panthers
Jordan Reed, Redskins

Tackles

Tyron Smith, Cowboys
Trent Williams, Redskins
Jason Peters, Eagles

Guards

Zack Martin, Cowboys
Brandon Scherff, Redskins
T.J. Lang, Packers

Centers

Travis Frederick, Cowboys
Alex Mack, Falcons

Defensive Ends

Everson Griffen, Vikings
Cliff Avril, Seahawks
Michael Bennett, Seahawks

Interior Linemen

Aaron Donald, Rams
Gerald McCoy, Buccaneers
Fletcher Cox, Eagles

Outside Linebackers

Vic Beasley, Falcons
Ryan Kerrigan, Redskins
Thomas Davis, Panthers

Inside Linebackers

Luke Kuechly, Panthers
Bobby Wagner, Seahawks

Cornerbacks

Janoris Jenkins, Giants
Patrick Peterson, Cardinals
Richard Sherman, Seahawks
Xavier Rhodes, Vikings

Free Safeties

Harrison Smith, Vikings
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, Packers

Strong Safety

Landon Collins, Giants

Punter

Johnny Hekker, Rams

Kicker

Matt Bryant, Falcons

Return Specialist

Cordarrelle Patterson, Vikings

Special Teamer

Dwayne Harris, Giants

 

 

 

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