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Jameis Winston Gave a Speech At An Elementary School That Made Everyone Uncomfortable

He was trying to corral and engage a bunch of fidgety third- through fifth-graders, and even the most experienced of parents and teachers will tell you that is no easy task. He was giving the students his three rules of life: God, school and the idea that “I can do anything I put my mind to.”

“All my young boys, stand up. The ladies, sit down,” Winston said. “But all my boys, stand up. We strong, right? We strong! We strong, right? All my boys, tell me one time: I can do anything I put my mind to. Now a lot of boys aren’t supposed to be soft-spoken. You know what I’m saying? One day y’all are going to have a very deep voice like this (in deep voice). One day, you’ll have a very, very deep voice.

“But the ladies, they’re supposed to be silent, polite, gentle. My men, my men (are) supposed to be strong. I want y’all to tell me what the third rule of life is: I can do anything I put my mind to. Scream it!”

(Tampa Bay Times)

 

Sooo it’s safe to say that Jameis Winston truly is as dumb as everyone thinks he is. The formerly accused rapist went to an elementary school to ostensibly say ‘BOYS RULE AND GIRLS DROOL’. Which is cute or whatever for those 7-year old’s but Winston is a 23-year old man who genuinely still believes that girls have cooties.

I don’t want my secret feminist side to be revealed too much but the idea that boys or men in general need a fucking pep talk is insane. To tell all the boys to stand up and for all the girls to remain seated while you tell the boys they can do whatever they want is a wild move in 2017. I’m shocked he didn’t end his speech by saying ‘ladies, you’re lucky to even be able to vote’.

Again, I hate to go back to the rape thing but like, Jameis Winston obviously raped that chick, right? Can we reopen that case and use this speech as exhibit A? He probably assumed that she wouldn’t report it to the authorities because women should be ‘silent’.

Is Jameis a bad guy? No, probably not. Is he the dumbest human in literally every single room he walks into? Absolutely. Does he have an extremely ridiculous first name? For sure.

 

 

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