Porn star Stormy Daniels admitted in a magazine interview that she had sex with Donald Trump right after his wife, Melania, gave birth in 2006 — although she said he didn’t give the kind of XXX-rated performance she’s used to, according to a report Wednesday.
“[The sex] was textbook generic,” Daniels — whose real name is Stephanie Clifford — told In Touch Weekly in 2011. “[It] was nothing crazy. It was one position. What you would expect someone his age to do.’’
“He was sitting on the bed, and he was like, ‘Come here.’ And I was like, ‘Ugh, here we go,’ and we started kissing,” she said.
She also recalls Trump comparing her to his daughter. “He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with, beautiful and smart just like his daughter,’’ Daniels said, presumably referring to Ivanka, since Tiffany was only about 13 in 2006.
Sooo to no one’s surprise, Donald Trump doesn’t have the best game in the world. “The sex was textbook generic”. That’s a huuuge win for Donny T. Who knew that he could reach the high levels of ‘generic’. Figured ‘abysmal’ would be more likely but he was working with a professional so shout out Stormy Daniels for making the players around here better. She’s the Jason Kidd of porn.
Donald Trump calling Stormy Daniels beautiful like his daughter is strange pillow talk. ‘Ugh, you’re so hot just like my daughter. If only I could swap you out for her right now’. Wouldn’t be shocked if he yelled out Ivanka’s name during sex.
So like, is it weird to tell a woman you just slept with that she looks like your daughter?
First, if you’re having sex with a porn star, there are no rules or standards for what you can and cannot say. In this situation, it would be weird if he didn’t compare her to his offspring. In fact, why am I assuming that he wasn’t talking about his 13-year-old daughter, Tiffany? No rules when speaking with a porn star.
This is all very on brand for Donald Trump. This story would only be shocking if he said “hey actually, my wife is at home with our newborn. I must return to be by her side. I would never cheat on my spouse. Be gone, you bitch.”
Is it weird in any other circumstance? Absolutely. Is it weird for Donald Trump who has a wife from a shithole country? Nope.
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