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In The Least Surprising News Of All Time, Tomi Lahren Signs With Fox News

Conservative media host Tomi Lahren has joined Fox News in a contributor role, the cable news network announced Wednesday.

She will make her debut as a contributor on tonight’s edition of “Hannity” at 10 p.m. ET/PT. According to FNC, Lahren will have a signature role on the network’s upcoming digital lineup and will also offer political commentary to the network’s opinion programming, primarily “Hannity.”

(Variety)

 

Tomi Lahren and Fox News were meant to be. This is just as the prophecy predicted. She was created in a lab by Roger Ailes to one day appear on a panel and say that black lives don’t matter while Ailes tries to touch the small of her back every day while he sniffs her hair. As it was written.

You know for a fact I will be there at 10pm watching Hannity to see her shit on these ‘violent’ protesters and these snowflake millennials who are mad for some reason that Nazis are back in the streets. Don’t millennials understand freedom of speech? Um, hello. Let white supremacists march and get back to work, you losers. Amirite?!?!?

Also, I asked earlier this summer who would get a job first, Tammy Lasagna or Colin Kaepernick? Reaaallyyy wish it was Colin Kaepernick but I can’t wait for Tony’s hot takes to fly.

 

 

 

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TheLesterLee

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