In All Seriousness, Tom Brady’s Daughter is An Annoying Little Pissant

Tom Brady ended his weekly slot on sports radio WEEI early on Monday after a host insulted his five-year-old daughter.

The New England Patriots quarterback appears on the Kirk & Callahan Show every Monday but that arrangement is in doubt after a host on another show, Alex Reimer, called his daughter “an annoying little pissant” last week.

“I’ve tried to come on this show for many years and showed you guys a lot of respect,” Brady said. “I’ve always tried and come on and do a good job for you guys. It’s very disappointing when you hear [Reimer’s comments], certainly. My daughter, or any child, certainly don’t deserve that.

“I really don’t have much to say this morning. Maybe I’ll speak with you guys some other time.”



So, Alex Reimer, some random local Boston radio host has been suspended for speaking the truth about Tom Brady’s daughter. It’s a shame we live in a world where people’s jobs are in jeopardy over comments they make that are 100% factual.

I’m tired of seeing this little kid on my TV anytime Tom Brady wins a game. Enough already. You know the way racist white people feel about black athletes kneeling during the National Anthem? That’s how I feel about athletes parading their children in my face. LET ME ENJOY MY SPORTS AND TAKE YOUR NONSENSE ELSEWHERE, BOY.


I mean, just look at this little pissant interrupting a beautiful moment between her parents because she like, wants juice or whatever it is pissants ingest to maintain homeostasis. Vomit.

I swear if he hurts his throwing shoulder because this little girl needs to get picked up and carried around everywhere I’m going to be pissed. LEARN TO WALK LIKE THE REST OF US HUMANS, YOU 5-YEAR OLD NUISANCE.

If the New England Patriots win the Super Bowl this weekend, I better not see this pissant pissanting around after the game or I will surely be boycotting the NFL going forward.

Get this pissant out of my life.




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