Iggy Azalea Will Cut Off Swaggy P’s Swaggy D If He Cheats Again

In an interview with a radio station I’ve never heard of, Iggy Azalea finally addressed the elephant in the room. A few weeks ago her boyfriend was recording by his teammate, D’Angelo Russell, just casually discussing all of the times he’s cheated.

Well, Iggy stepped up to the mic to say that if it happens again, she will mutilate his genitalia, just like any sane adult woman would.

[su_quote cite=”Jezebel” url=”http://jezebel.com/iggy-azalea-jokes-about-castrating-nick-young-if-he-che-1770286455″]“I’m not cool with it. Like you’ll have half a penis. I already said, I was like, one more video, just one more thing and you will lose a quarter of your meat.”[/su_quote]

 

Sooo Iggy and Swaggy are still together. After both people were publically humiliated, the engaged couple is still set to be married. Apparently, there are no consequences for anyone’s actions in this whole scenario. I’ve wasted a lot of mental time over this situation that didn’t seem to actually affect anyone’s life.

Fuck.

 

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