If You’re Having a Bad Day Here is Some Good News: Larry Nassar Got His Ass Beat in Prison

What Happened?

Disgraced former sports doctor Larry Nassar was assaulted by inmates at the Arizona penitentiary where he is serving a de facto life sentence after pleading guilty to sexual assault and child pornography charges, according to court documents.

Nassar was “physically attacked” within hours after being released into the general population at the United States Penitentiary in Tucson, Arizona, according to documents filed Tuesday by Nassar’s attorneys in Ingraham County Circuit Court.

Nassar’s attorneys are asking that he be re-sentenced by a different judge in the first of the molestation cases he face. Nassar, 54, who is serving a 60-year federal sentence for possessing child pornography, was also sentenced to up to 175 years in state prison for molesting seven girls.


Larry Nassar, the worst human on Earth, was released into the general public and was promptly beat to a pulp within hours and I’m smiling ear to ear as I type that imaging Larry’s wack ass pedophile glasses being smashed to pieces along with his front teeth and any sense of hope he might have had in his disgusting brain.

Nassar is 54-years old and is serving a 60-year sentence so I want nothing more than for Larry to live until he’s 114-years old for these daily beatdowns. I want/need live footage of this man getting ragdolled around the yard by his shoelaces.

I can really get used to daily updates about Larry Nassar get powerbombed¬†onto the floor of his cell. I didn’t pay for the Floyd Mayweather/Conor McGregor fight but name your price, pay per view, you can have all of my future earnings if you live stream Nassar’s face getting pummeled into a gel.

Is Larry Nassar dead yet? No? Okay, I’ll check in tomorrow to see if he’s been beaten into the ICU. Thank you, kind prisoners, for doing what the justice system is incapable of. Carry on.



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Written by TheLesterLee

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