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If You Ask Me About That Fucking Yanny or Laurel Audio Clip Then You’re Dead To Me

Every week, there is a new piece of bullshit that consumes the world. Whether it’s a little 9-year old girl throwing around cash or a yodeling boy in Walmart or white people breaking down all of the ‘symbolism’ in a Donald Glover music video, it’s all unimportant nonsense.

Here is the newest garbage to sweep the Internet streets:

Fuck this.

Wow, this is so wacky. Guys, is it saying Yanny or Laurel?! Isn’t this so CraAaazy? Some people hear one thing and other people hear something different and it’s the internet so everyone has to add their two cents and pretend to hear something different in order to be contrary and like WHAT COLOR IS THIS DRESSSS?!?!

Fuck this.

First, it’s Laurel. Clearly, someone put ‘Laurel’ into one of those programs that says words out loud and shifted the pitch. How can I state this so confidently? Well because Laurel is a word and ‘Yanny’ isn’t. There isn’t a debate on what’s being said. It’s Laurel. It’s always been Laurel. Laura been Croft.

Second, and most importantly, who gives a shit? The stakes couldn’t be lower here. Everyone’s ears are different. What a wild discovery. If you approach me this week and the word ‘yanny’ comes out of your stupid mouth, you are dead to me. You are a ghost and I do not see dead people.

Three things you cannot talk to me about this week: James Harden ‘choking’ against the Golden State Warriors. That girl Amanda who played me like, 6 years ago. And fucking YANNY.

Let’s talk about Palestinian protestors being slaughtered by Israeli forces. Or like, Clint Fraizer. That’s it.

 

 

 

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