Oscar-nominated actress Salma Hayek Pinault is being eyed to star opposite Richard Madden and Kumail Nanjiani in Marvel’s “The Eternals,” which focuses on a group of ancient human beings, an individual with knowledge of the project exclusively told TheWrap.
It appears as though the wonderfully talented and super underappreciated Salma Hayek might be joining the MCU to play an unknown role in The Eternals movie that’s in the works.
This news becomes even more pressing when combined with the reports about a month ago that Angelina Jolie was also in talks to play a role in The Eternals.
If you were curious as to how Marvel will keep you interested in the MCU post-Iron Man/Captain America, their plan is clear. Stuff their next movie full of every woman you had a crush on growing up.
Salma and Angelina?? Say no more.
No idea what The Eternals even are but that doesn’t matter. I’m sure it’ll be the same formula as every single Marvel movie ever but replace Groot and Rocket Raccoon with two women who you can’t Google without quickly clicking on the Images tab for a casual browse.
The addition of these stars is just enough to make you forget how much of a buzzkill Brie Larson has been thus far.
Attention Marvel: Cancel all Captain Marvel, Ant-Man, Black Panther, Guardians of the Galaxy garbage and focus entirely on The Eternals. Thank you.
I’ll see you all opening night. I’ll be the guy alone in the back crunching popcorn during all of the quiet scenes and texting with the keyboard sounds turned all the way up.
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