Hope Solo is a Cunt

So I’m aware that’s a super aggressive headline but it’s just a straight up fact. Hope Solo is a cunt. Talent-wise, she’s fine or whatever but she has the worst personality in the history of female athletes. Hope Solo makes Tanya Harding seem like Meg Ryan.

Following the USA women’s soccer loss to Sweden, Hope jumped on the mic to shit on Sweden even though it was essentially her fault they lost the game in shootouts.

I thought that we played a courageous game,” Solo said. “I thought that we had many opportunities on goal. I think we showed a lot of heart. We came back from a goal down; I’m very proud of this team.

“I also think we played a bunch of cowards. But, you know, the best team did not win today; I strongly, firmly believe that. I think you saw America’s heart. You saw us give everything that we had today. Unfortunately the better team didn’t win.”


At what point does this 35 YEAR OLD woman take accountability for her actions. But here’s the thing, Hope is a cunt for sure. But she’s always been a cunt. After the 2007 World Cup loss to Brazil, Hope shit all over her head coach and backup goalie, Briana Scurry. Scurry was a veteran¬†goalie who had previous success against Brazil. Team USA ended up losing 4-0 and here’s what Hope had to say:

“It was the wrong decision, and I think anybody that knows anything about the game knows that. There’s no doubt in my mind I would have made those saves. And the fact of the matter is it’s not 2004 anymore. It’s not 2004. And it’s 2007, and I think you have to live in the present. And you can’t live by big names. You can’t live in the past. It doesn’t matter what somebody did in an Olympic gold medal game in the Olympics three years ago. Now is what matters, and that’s what I think.”

Cunt lyfe. But here’s the straw that really broke the camel’s cunt:

Solo, 32, was hosting a large party when she attacked her sister and nephew shortly before 1 a.m., leaving visible injuries on both of them, police said. Her nephew is a teenager and her sister is in her forties.


Hope basically got drunk at a party and beat the shit out of her sister and her son. There were essentially no consequences for actions which is absurd considering that two years prior, it was revealed that she and her her husband, former NFL tight end Jerramy Stevens, basically beat each other up the day before their wedding.

Oh, she also tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs prior to the 2012 summer Olympics. Every single thing we hate about our professional athletes, Hope has done and no one bats an eye. She literally checks off every single box. Domestic violence. Violence against women and children. Using steroids. Being a sore loser.

Hope Solo is a cunt.



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