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Here’s Why Brock Lesnar vs. Jon Bones Jones Will Never Happen

The redemption story of Jon Bones Jones is officially underway as Jones finally defeated his longtime foe, Daniel Cormier at UFC 214. My man straight up kicked Cormier’s head off of his neck. It was actually one of the better fights of the year which is great for UFC seeing as how their biggest star would rather box a 40-year old man than step into the octagon.

Jones immediately called out Brock Lesnar following his victory.

“I would love to fight Brock Lesnar,” Jones said during a Facebook Q&A. “He’s a massive dude and it would be a massive draw. Really big for the sport. It’d be a great challenge that’s a big ol’ boy. I doubt Brock Lesnar would take that fight though.”

“Anytime, anywhere,” Lesnar responded.

(Uproxx)

This is cute and all and definitely exciting for the casual MMA fan who recognizes the name Brock Lesnar buuut this fight will never happen.

First of all, Brock Lesnar is currently the champion over in WWF. No idea why they keep giving this man the belt when he only wrestles like, 3 times a year but Vince McMahon is determined to make Lesnar appear to be the greatest wrestler ever.

But the biggest and most important reason why this fight will never happen is because neither man has been able to pee in a cup with confidence. Lesnar LOVES steroids. He eats, breathes and sleeps that shit. Jon Bones Jones takes literally any drug you offer him. Weed, coke, horse tranquilizers. Doesn’t matter, Jones will take it no questions asked.

Lesnar isn’t even available until the end of the year anyway so I can’t imagine how many things can go wrong for Jon Jones until that point. That’s a lotttt of time to commit a crime.

This fight will never happen.

 

 

 

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