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7 Things That REALLY Bothered Me About Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice

7 Things That REALLY Bothered Me About Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice

Batman V. Superman was thrilling, for brief moments. It was a comic book nerds dream, a couple of times. It was the best Superman movie to date, when compared to the previous awful Superman movies.

Zach Snyder set up plenty of cool/dumb things but at no point were there explanations or reasons behind anything that occurred. This will be full of spoilers and me completely dissecting this movie so hang in there with me.

Quick Batman V. Superman review: it was fine

1. Zach Snyder didn’t even try.

Director Zack Snyder attends the "Man Of Steel" world premiere at Alice Tully Hall on Monday, June 10, 2013 in New York. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)

The very first scene lets you know that you are in for 3 hours of bullshit. You can start with the fact that an ‘unnamed’ photographer would later be credited as Jimmy Olsen which would’ve been a cool little easter egg I guess except for the fact that they killed him off immediately.

That entire desert scene was nonsense. Lex Luthor sets the whole thing up to frame Superman but hired gunman that were using LexCorp produced bullets. How does that frame Superman? Since when does Superman use Lex Luthor’s specific bullets to kill people. WHAT? I’m getting just thinking about that.

Especially the part where Superman tell Lois that he didn’t kill anyone even though we saw him throw a man through walls. Not Zod, another Kryptonian, nope. He threw a regular ass dude like 5 miles through walls and buildings. Superman, buddy. You killed that dude.

TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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