Heather Locklear Arrested For Beating The Shit Out of Her Boyfriend

Heather Locklear, best known for her role on ’90s primetime soap opera “Melrose Place,” was booked on one count of felony domestic battery and three counts of battery for allegedly attacking three responding Ventura County Sheriff’s deputies, according to Sargent Eric Buschow.

Police were called to Locklear’s home in Thousand Oaks, California shortly after 9:30 p.m. on Sunday night, regarding a domestic incident between Locklear and her boyfriend.

Locklear was taken into custody after deputies found evidence to support the claim that Locklear had battered her boyfriend, causing injury.

Buschow said Locklear was “extremely uncooperative and physically combative” with responding deputies.



Heather Locklear isn’t doing so great, guys. Real quick and this has nothing to do with the story but after writing about Stacey Dash running for Congress earlier this week, it’s INSANE that Stacey Dash is 51-years old seeing as how Heather Locklear is 56 and I feel like Locklear hasn’t starred in a tv show since like, 1979.

I draw a hard line at domestic abuse. You cannot be out here beating your spouse. Male or female. There is no excuse for this behavior. Lock her up and throw away the keys.

Ezekiel Elliot should never be able to play in the NFL again and Heather Locklear shouldn’t be allowed on television anymore, although TV executives have already made that decision prior to this incident.

I really hope she gets help though. Homegirl was making her triumphant return to the screen in a guest spot last year on Fresh Off The Boat, a show that I’ve never watched but I hear it’s dope or whatever.

Big Little Lies season 3?!? Okay, that’s a bit of a stretch. She’s more likely to appear in some random Ryan Murphy true crime FX series about Natalie Wood getting thrown off that boat. I just pitched the next great FX series. Please pay me plz.









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