Tonight’s Happy Hour News Shot we have LeBron James creating a toxic work environment, Jessica Simpson is ready to square up with Natalie Portman and Lena Dunham is doing Lena Dunham things.
I love disagreeing with KD. It’s one of my favorite things in the world. But it’s very clear that win LeBron’s teams win, it’s because of how great LeBron is and when his teams lose it’s everyone else’s fault. *whispers* Durant is still a bitch though.
— Starting 9 (@Starting9) December 5, 2018
As a Yankees fan, I’m SIIIIICK.
Please stop asking this girl what she thinks about things. Take her wifi away too.
YOOO MY GIRL HILLARY IS OUT HERE WITH ‘FUCK BEING FRIENDLY WE AINT COOL LIKE THAT’ HEAD NOD. SHE MIGHT THROW HANDS AT THIS FUNERAL. BLOOD IN BLOOD OUT pic.twitter.com/cselXeuctq
— Lester, The Writer (@TheLesterLee) December 5, 2018
Hillary has murdered before and she’ll do it again.
Two women that were super famous in 2004 are arguing about something that happened in 1999.
You just HATE to see it. USA Gymnastics is having financial problems? Oh no.
I’ll be honest, you can’t try to kill people.
Just want to take this opportunity to tell everyone to go watch Killing Eve and Brooklyn Nine Nine right now.
NEW YORK GIANTS TANK SZN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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