Tonight’s Happy Hour News Shot we have James Dolan giving Knicks fans blue balls, Judges waterboarding criminals with Bambi and Offset being the biggest fuckboy of all time.
How do we get James Dolan on tape saying the n-word like Donald Sterling?
Politics aside, can we talk about Stephen Miller’s spray on hair? ?? pic.twitter.com/hLEcflWzjW
— Charles Forster (@Chazthetic) December 16, 2018
Spray. Your Whole. Head.
— Complex (@Complex) December 16, 2018
Please don’t cheat on your girl and then embarrass him at work.
The NBA continues to be the most progressive sports league while the NFL players would kick Kelly Krauskopf in the face if they saw her in an elevator after a long night of drinking.
There would never be a drake without a Kanye west so never come out your mouth with a threat
— ye (@kanyewest) December 14, 2018
I hate you, Kanye.
For once, the justice system gets it right.
Manhattan is one of my favorite movies ever. I reallyyy wish it wasn’t based off a true story.
Yankees are on pace to host the Wild Card Play-In game next season. Yay.
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