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Happy Hour News Shot: Donald Trump is a Pussy and Let’s Just Go Ahead and Arrest Kevin Spacey Right Now

On tonight’s Happy Hour News Shot we have Donald Trump’s daddy saving him from growing up, nunchucks are BACK on the streets of New York and Kevin Spacey needs to be behinds bars immediately.

1. Donald Trump’s Dad Helped Him Dodge The Vietnam War With a Fake Doctor’s Note.

YOU people voted for this pussy.

2. Top QB Prospect, Justin Herbert, is Staying in College.

Justin Herbert would rather attend lectures than make millions in the NFL. *throws red flag*

3. Kevin Spacey is Guilty as Hell.

This is the creepiest video I’ve ever seen. If you get accused of sexual assault, don’t release a weird sketch saying you’re innocent. Arrest this man, asap.

4. The Los Angeles Lakers are Going To Suck For a Week or Two.

Lance Stephenson’s time to shine in LA now that LeBron is out for a couple of weeks. Lakers might get the first overall draft pick.

5. You Can Now Legally Wield Nunchucks in New York.

Catch me on the Q train with nunchucks in hand. I dare you to fuck with me.

6. Not a Great Look For Ndamukong Suh Being Caught Gauging Out Larry Fitzgerald’s Eyes.

I don’t have the NFL rulebook in front of me but this feels like a violation.

7. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony Drops a Migos Diss Track.

I’ll be honest, I’m not clicking play on that but you totally can. Let me know how it is…

8. Something Weird is Going On in New York Between David Fizdale and Frank Ntilikina

Frank Ntilikina miiiiight have banged Fizdale’s wife.

9. Happy Boxing Day…Whatever That Means.

The Holiday Season continues strong.

10. The 25 Most Anticipated Albums of 2019.

Spoiler: Taylor Swift didn’t make the list.

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