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Guy Spent $50,000 To Transform Into a Genderless Alien

A man has spent $50,000 (£40,000) on plastic surgery to become an alien – and could soon have his genitalia removed.

Vinny Ohh, 22, from Los Angeles in California, has had over 110 procedures to transform into a ‘genderless’ extra-terrestrial.

The make-up artist believes he’s neither male nor female and so his extreme look is a way to mirror how he feels inside.

He started with lip fillers at the age of 17, before having two rhinoplasties, multiple cheeks and brow bone fillers and more.

The part-time model also wears large blackened contact lenses, alien like talons and unusual hair dye colours.

Now he plans to fork out another $160,000 (£130,000) on surgery to have his genitalia, nipples and bellybutton removed.

Vinny said: ‘I want to be a sexless alien being, I want my outside to reflect how I feel on the inside.

‘The overall image I want to do is an alien. I want to be a hybrid, not male or female.

‘I’ve wanted to be sexless and genderless since I was 17, I’ve been going to doctors to see if it’s possible but had no luck.

‘I don’t want people to think I’m trying to change into a woman. I could live without sexual organs so why should I have a penis or a vagina.
(Daily Mail)

Dear Parents, this is what happens when you choose not to beat your children. You get psychopaths like Vinny Ohh out in the wild spending $50,000 to turn into a fucking alien. This is what happens when society puts an end to bullying. Back in the good old days, the second this kid said he wanted to be a genderless alien, someone would’ve stuffed him in a locker and took his sneakers off his feet.

I don’t even know what to say about this man. I am genuinely creeped out. He looks like what happens when you feed your Janice Dickinson after midnight. That’s a hilarious reference in 2002, by the way.

How soon until Vinny Ohh regrets getting his balls removed? Like, an hour? That is going to be the worst drive home from the hospital of all time. Wait, how does he intend to use the bathroom? If aliens are real, I’m going to need them to step up and abduct this guy. I don’t care what happens once he’s on that flying saucer but I cannot share a planet with this future serial killer.

Dear FBI, keep an eye out on this guy plz.

 

 

 

 

 

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