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Guy Divorces His Wife Hours After Wedding Because She Was Texting Too Much and Not Humping Him

A divorce after wedding is unprecedented but this former husband has a pretty good explanation for it and it’s tough not to take his side on this one.

[su_quote cite=”Daily Mail” url=”http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594439/Newlywed-husband-divorces-wife-hours-ceremony-busy-texting-friends-sex-wedding-night.html”]A husband divorced his wife hours after their wedding because she was too busy texting her friends to consummate the marriage. The groom took his Saudi bride back to their hotel room after the ceremony in the city of Jeddah. But when he tried to get intimate with her, he was pushed away by his wife because she was trying to respond to congratulatory messages from friends on her phone.[/su_quote]

This is grounds for divorce for sure. Text your little friends later, it’s time for the bedding ceremony. You text and drive, you can lose your license. You text during the Honeymoon, you lose your husband. I really hope this woman learned a lesson.

In her defense, I know some assholes in my life who will be mad at me if I didn’t immediately send out thank you’s after my wedding. Have you ever been in a group text when something exciting is going on? Her phone was probably blowing up with wedding gossip. Who hooked up with who? Who embarrassed themselves?

Wellll now it doesn’t matter because everyone’s single again. It’s like the wedding was just a chill Saturday party with no real consequences. As it should be. Have all your friends and family praise you and give you all of their money and a bunch of appliances or whatever. And then you get to go back to being single and being free to do whatever you want. This was a dream ceremony for this man.

 

 

 

 


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