— SCEMD (@SCEMD) August 9, 2017
Amid the solar eclipse’s hype, which will bring millions of visitors to dozens of events happening across the state this month, here’s one thing you probably haven’t prepared for: a supernatural encounter.
Luckily, several government agencies have been ahead of the game, already highlighting on social media the possibility of paranormal activity as the sky goes dark mid-afternoon on Aug. 21.
And with the Carolinas’ history of “Lizard Man” and “Bigfoot” sightings, residents should be aware of the possibilities.
Is Big Foot real? Is Lizard Man real? Who knows? All I know is that I’ve never wanted to be in South Carolina more than I do when this eclipse goes down. Is that what happens in solar eclipses? The Lizard Man just comes out and ravages cities?
Who the fuck is the Lizard Man?
If government agencies are tweeting out Lizard maps then you know it’s real. Who knows how much info the government probably has on Big Foot that they’re not telling us civilians. Everything’s fine and then next thing you know, the sun gets blocked out for 46 seconds and all hell breaks loose.
This sounds like the plot of M. Night Shyamalan’s piece of shit movie. Can’t wait.
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