Can We Talk About the Gigantic Blonde Rockets At The Miami Marlins Game?

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Soo yesterday I pointed out the massive darts sitting behind the Dallas Stars bench. The only benefit of that, besides letting everyone know that I’m a tit guy, is that today someone sent me another pair of rockets. This time, sitting directly behind home plate at the Miami Marlins game.

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Reallyyy? Is this woman even here to watch the game or is she going home with a Major Leaguer?

By the way, the Miami Marlins defeated the Arizona Diamondbacks 4-3 and blah blah. At the end of the day, we all actually won.


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