Get Miles Teller The Fuck Out Of My Life

[su_quote cite=”Uproxxx” url=”http://uproxx.com/gammasquad/miles-teller-star-wars-defends-fantastic-four/”]“I had never even seen any of the original Star Wars movies until maybe a month or a couple weeks before my first audition because I was like, ‘I should check this out’[/su_quote]

Get Miles Teller the fuck out. I’m over him. He hadn’t seen Star Wars until he auditioned to be in Star Wars? Fuck this guy. It’s 2016 and he hasn’t seen the movie in which he is auditioning for? He’s not just auditioning to play a part in a Star Wars film, he’s auditioning to play one of the most beloved characters in the franchise and he doesn’t even know who he is?

Get Miles Teller the fuck out of here.

 

It’s no longer cool to have never watched Star Wars. It’s one of the most important movie franchises in pop culture. Has Miller Teller just never understood any references his friends and family have made for nearly 30 years? Does this motherfucker even have friends or family because if he does then fuck them too for never sitting him down and making him watch.

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If this piece of shit becomes Han Solo then I’m going to need JK Simmons to beat his face in again.

 

Get Miles Teller the fuck out of my life.

 

 

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