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Get Ben Roethlisberger’s Bitch Ass OUT Of Here

Ben Roethlisberger and the Pittsburgh Steelers started this season 11-0 and complained that no one believed that could actually win the Super Bowl and then immediately proved why no one believed in them by getting completely dunked on by the Cleveland Browns, who had not won a playoff game since 1994.

The loss was 1000% thanks to Ben Roethlisberger and his inability to be good at the sport of football which as you can imagine is a problem for a professional football player. He started the game by allowing a snap to fly over his head and then chose to just look down and stare at the ball instead of, ya know, recovering it.

Also probably not a good idea to throw 4 interceptions in a playoff game.

Roethlisberger would end the game with 500 yards passing which doesn’t matter when you give the ball away to the other team 5 times in the first half. Man was putting up those empty Matty Stafford stats he steals when the Lions are down 20 in the 4th quarter and the opposing team is just playing prevent defense and letting him complete short pointless passes up the field.

This is one of my favorite videos of all time. Have it saved in my secret folder between Richelle Ryan videos. It is absolutely delicious watching a grown ass man who has gotten away with multiple sexual assault accusations crying big baby tears down his fat face because he single-handedly lost a football game to a team that didn’t have their head coach and held practices via FaceTime calls because of Covid restrictions.

Ben Roethlisberger stinks. Two years ago he led the league in interceptions and no one seemed to care. He missed last season after his elbow blew up. And this season he threw nonstop 5-yard slant routes and was finally exposed as the elderly bum he is.

And Pittsburgh is going to have to pay this weirdo $41 MILLION next season. He’s going to announce he’s not retiring despite the fact that he has no idea how to throw a football and Steelers fans are going to celebrate because they are in an abusive relationship and they got that black eye from walking into a door.

It’s time to remove Ben from the league. He should probably be behind bars but do not let this geritraic sociopath steal $41 million in a pandemic (like Tom Brady did). Petition to have Ben Roethlisberger banned from the NFL. Also banned from the women’s room at bars.

 

 

 

 


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TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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