Dear Internet, Shut the Fuck Up About Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones season 7 premieres at some point this summer. It is February. Why am I flooded with Game of Thrones nonsense every single day? Every time I refresh my phone, there is a new leaked photo or plot speculation or a ‘you won’t believe which one of your favorite characters is coming back in season 7!!!’. Vomit.

Dear Internet, shut the fuck up about Game of Thrones.

Now, if you know me at all then you know that I’m allll about speculation. When the Force Awakens trailer was released a couple of years ago, I spent a dumb amount of time trying to dissect every frame for any information. I get it.

I prefer my TV speculation to occur week to week. It’s simple. You watch an episode and then for the next week you try to predict what happens in the upcoming episode. That’s it. I don’t need to know what happens in the season finale in fucking FEBRUARY. GOT isn’t even on my radar yet.

Let’s all just chill and stop leaking set photos. I don’t need to be stuck in the Game of Thrones echo chamber before the season even starts. I hate all of you.

With all that being said, head back to Deadseriousness every Sunday night for full analysis and obsessive speculation after each episode.

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Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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