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Fuck Kristaps Porzingis

Kristaps Porzingis, that spoiled little Latvian bitch, walked into a meeting with the New York Knicks front office and said he was tired of losing and forced his way out of New York.

I’m fucking sick.

The New York Knicks really traded the most talented player they’ve ever had outside of Patrick Ewing to the Dallas Mavericks for CAP SPACE. What the fuck is happening?

All because Porzingis said he was ‘tired’ of losing which is INSANE. This motherfucker’s legs don’t work. He’s watching the games from the sidelines and he’s complaining about the team not winning. He’s made one All-Star team and couldn’t play because his little twig legs can’t support his 7’3 body.

But you want to know the worst aspect of this trade for Dennis Smith Jr, a point guard whose ceiling is Steve Francis and whose floor is Keyon Dooling?

According to a report, the Knicks could’ve traded Porzingis for Anthony Davis but KP ended it:

Before we get to the Lakers, a little something to chew on: The Knicks were the No. 1 choice of Anthony Davis last week on the day that Kristaps Porzingis was traded to Dallas … but Porzingis’ unwillingness to commit to a long-term deal with New Orleans killed that deal. (NYDN)

Fuck Kristaps.

New York was Anthony Davis’s first choice and Porzingis deaded the move because he didn’t want to play in New Orleans long term. Again, you don’t even have to functional legs, my guy. How are you out here pretending as if you have leverage?

Burn Dallas to the ground. Kristaps Porzingis never happened. I’m getting that procedure from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind except that piece of garbage better not meet me in Montauk or else it’s on sight. I hate that runny-nosed weirdo.



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Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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