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Fox News Fires Kimberly Guilfoyle Because She Was A Creepy Bitch That Constantly Talked About Sex and Showed Dick Pics To Random Employees

What Happened?

Multiple sources told HuffPost that Guilfoyle’s exit from Fox News, where she had worked since 2006, came after her alleged inappropriate workplace behavior could no longer be tolerated by the network. Vanity Fair, which broke the story about Guilfoyle leaving the network, and The Daily Beast, which reported that Fox News staff allegedly waged a “hostile whisper campaign” against Guilfoyle, have said she crossed the line by using network makeup artists for personal outings, but the accusations Guilfoyle faced were much more serious.

Six sources said Guilfoyle’s behavior included showing personal photographs of male genitalia to colleagues (and identifying whose genitals they were), regularly discussing sexual matters at work and engaging in emotionally abusive behavior toward hair and makeup artists and support staff.

For many years, Guilfoyle was close to her Fox News colleague Eric Bolling, who was pushed out of the network after HuffPost reported that he sent unsolicited lewd photos to female colleagues. They shared a young female assistant who, according to three sources, was deeply unhappy at work and was desperate to get out from under what she described to sources as Guilfoyle’s emotionally abusive behavior and attempts to involve her in her personal sexual matters by regularly sharing details about her sex life. “[Guilfoyle’s assistant] was desperate to get away from Kimberly, she kept on trying to find a way to get a new job or get reassigned within the network,” a source who had spoken to the assistant told HuffPost.

(Huff Post)

 

There are two ways to become an on-air talent for Fox News: 1.) Be a blonde woman with a sharp, witch-like jawline or 2.) Be a sexual predator. Kimberly Guilfoyle declined the opportunity to get highlights in her hair so she opted towards sexually harassing her coworkers and random makeup artists.

Imagine trying to get through your 9-to-5 job at Fox News with Kimberly Guilfoyle coming in first thing in the morning and telling you all about how she got railed out over the weekend and then going to tell Roger Ailes that you’re uncomfortable while he has one hand on your butt before he pulls you in for a hug so he can rub his old man boner against your stomach.

Then when you’re emotionally devastated by the disgusting workplace environment, you call up your hero, Bill O’Reilly, and 4 minutes into the conversation he asks you what you’re wearing and suddenly you can hear him audibly fapping over the speakerphone.

Fox News is the best.

Also love that Kimberly Guilfoyle’s relationship with the president’s son isn’t the cause of her departure as that is a clear journalistic conflict of interest but nope, she is forced out because she’s waving dicks in people’s faces and bragging about sitting on those very same dicks.

Everyone should bang everyone and not feel shame about it. Do your thing, Kim. Get that D, girl. But read the room, babe. Your assistants are desperately trying to get re-assigned from you and when you’re not scolding them mercilessly, you’re talking about your vagina.

 

 

 

 

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