Flat Top Will Smith is BACK in the New Gemini Man Trailer

Looper meets The Fresh Prince

Thank you de-aging CGI for bringing back the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air that this world desperately needs. Do you realize all of the tragedies that have happened since The Fresh Prince went off the air?

9/11. Donald Trump was elected. Nipsey Hussle was murdered. Gamora was murdered by Thanos. Nas made that shitty album with Kanye West. So many tragedies all thanks to Will Smith becoming a scientology weirdo.

You really have to respect Will Smith here for giving us what we want:

  1. Young/cool Will Smith
  2. Not Jaden Smith

As far as the actual Gemini Man trailer goes, this movie looks like it was made for Sylvester Stallone in the 80s and the script finally saw the light of day in 2017 when a random swinger snuck the contract into Will Smith’s bag at one of Jada Pinkett’s orgies.

Shout out to the ONE human on Earth who was wondering where Clive Owen has been. Get the presales going now, Clive_Owenfan420 has been ready with his credit card in hand since Inside Man in ’06.

We should ALL be hyped for after seeing this Gemini Man trailer except for the fact that we already saw this movie starring Bruce Willis called Looper sooo, we’re all set on having to kill your former/future self.

I’m probably going to go see this movie. Not because I think it’s going to be good. In fact, I’m certain it won’t be. I just want to put money in the pocket of young Will Smith. I can tell he’s got a huge future in front of him.

Support young black art.

sidenote: I’m aware that Will and Jada recently came out and said that they were never into Scientology and they were never swingers which is why I will now be doubling-down on it. Believe the lie.


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