— Madonna (@Madonna) September 5, 2017
Wow celebrities really are just like us, aren’t they? You have to respect Madonna for constantly reinventing herself. In 2017, She is our aunt who complains about customer service on social media and leaves detailed yelp reviews and comments on your Facebook status with ‘call me, sweetie. Love ya!’.
But in all seriousness, why isn’t FedEx delivering shit to this woman? I have never in my life written my actual name when I order something online. It doesn’t/shouldn’t matter. I could write ‘Barack Obama’ on my next purchase and I better get that package within 48 hours or I’m burning down FedEx HQ.
Do you know how many people probably write their name as ‘Madonna’? Are none of these people getting their packages either? Also, Madonna has a legal last name. She might want to throw that on her delivery info and not be a superstar when ordering a book.
Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you’d deliver your package to this aging popstar, if you know what I mean. Also, go ahead and throw Deadseriousness a Like on Facebook so that I can keep the lights on around here at HQ.