Ezekiel Elliot Pulled A Random Girl’s Tit Out At a St. Patrick’s Day Parade

St. Patrick’s Day will never not be lit. You never know what’s going to happen. There are absolutely no rules and the best part is, the drunk madness doesn’t just occur on the actual St. Patrick’s Day. There are parades literally every weekend in March. Blackout central.

Fortunately for Ezekiel Elliot, St. Patrick’s Day occurs in the heart of the NFL offseason so he is free to go out and celebrate his dormant Irish heritage. Sometimes these parades get a little wild and you end up pulling a random chick’s shirt down. It happens.

Now, I don’t want to make it seem like it’s okay to go out there just titty bopping broads but like hey, if you go out for St. Patrick’s Day then there’s a 99% chance that an NFL superstar is going to pull your tit out. Always keep your head on a swivel.

Seeing as how he is in an NFL player who publicly disrespected a woman, I assume he’s going to end up getting a raise on an MVP trophy next season.

Happy International Women’s Month!

 

 

 

 

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