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Ezekiel Elliot Beat the Shit Out a Dude at a Dallas Bar

According to the Dallas Police Department, officers were dispatched to the bar around 9:40 p.m. A 30-year-old man said he was physically assaulted but could not identify who assaulted him. The man was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

A Dallas Police spokesperson said no arrests or suspects have been reported in connection with the incident, which was first reported by 105.3 FM The Fan in Dallas. The investigation is ongoing, according to police.

An NFL official said the league is aware of the situation involving Elliott and “looking into it to understand the facts.”



Noooot a great look for Ezekiel Elliot who is currently being investigated for beating up a woman. I think it’s safe to say at this point that um, Ezekiel Elliot isn’t a good guy. But luckily, he plays for the Dallas Cowboys where the minimum requirement for a contract extension is ongoing investigations.

Also, let’s not forget that earlier this year, Elliot caught some heat for pulling out a random broad’s tits in the middle of a St. Patrick’s Day parade. Clearly, when Elliot starts sipping, people get punched in the face, and girl’s shirts come off whether they like it or not.

Ezekiel Elliot: not a good guy.



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