Ezekiel Elliot Will Play This Sunday Vs. 49ers Because It’s Cool To Beat Women Now

Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott will play in Sunday’s Week 7 road game against the San Francisco 49ers at Levi’s Stadium after the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York granted a temporary restraining order against his six-game NFL suspension, according to sports legal expert Daniel Wallach.

(Bleacher Report)

WHAT IS HAPPENING?! How many times can this flea get suspended for beating a chick and then casually file a restraining order against the suspension? Seems like a pretty huge legal loophole that the NFL should probably address. Oh, you can simply choose to suspend your suspension? Yea, take that option every single time.

Let me quickly remind you what happened. Ezekiel Elliot was ‘dating’ random chick, Tiffany Thompson. Tiffany got super creepy and needy, like most random chicks you meet on the internet if you’re an NFL superstar, so Elliot handled it the only way he could, he beat her up. Fortunately, he plays in the NFL, the only place where he’ll probably get a raise for his actions.

Zeke is an absolute scumbag who found a hole in the rules and will continue to play even though he hurt his knuckles smashing a broad’s face in. Tom Brady had to sit for 4 games because he may or may not have taken a little bit of air out of a football. Elliot knocked the air out of a young lady. Zero consequence.

Fuck the NFL.


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