Elon Musk is an odd-faced scammer who is famous for being the ‘cool’ billionaire who posts memes. He’s supposed to be the ‘relatable’ billionaire who shows us that rich people ain’t so bad after all. Saturday Night Live was a controversial comedy program from the 70’s that should have been cancelled in the 80’s yet continues to exist through 2021 off the strength of NBC making money off a random Saturday midnight timeslot.
These two forces of bullshit are joining forces for absolutely no reason. He doesn’t have a movie coming out this month. No new album is dropping. No TV show to stream. Elon Musk is only being invited on to troll the weirdos who still watch this show every week and to continue this false narrative that Musk is the cool billionaire.
If you watched SNL the last 4 years then you watched them shit on Donald Trump and the Republican party. It wasn’t even remotely funny but at least they were on the right side of history. Not sure how you watch them (lightly) dunk on conservatives for 4 years and then sit there excited to see a conservative asshole host the show.
Elon Musk called Coronavirus a hoax. He represents everything the viewers have been programmed to hate for the last half-decade. And by the way, we should all hate this bitch.
Musk is one of the richest men in America and all he’s ever done is make a car that sucks. Tesla’s are fine or whatever but they do not warrant Musk’s net worth.
He is the embodiment of how silly and fabricated the stock market is. Musk’s value is made up. It’s all speculation based on absolutely nothing but fake bullshit ideas like a highspeed cross country train that will never happen or brain chips that change your mood that will also never happen nor should ever happen.
He’s the Monorail guy from The Simpsons who tricks the town into thinking his monorail is going to change the city forever and the train is a piece of shit that crumbles the second he leaves town. Elon Musk is the head of a Ponzi scheme that rakes in millions upon millions from investors under the guise of creating these life-changing technologies that he isn’t actually creating.
It’s going to be sooooo fun watching Elon Musk on Saturday Night Live a week after two people died in a driverless Tesla car crash. There are currently 27 active investigations into Tesla’s murdering passengers. Maybe let’s allow Musk to uh, wash his hands of blood, before we see him shucking and jiving with Kenan Thompson.
Much like Elon Musk, Saturday Night Live should not exist. Both Musk and SNL have the worst senses of humor but have legions of fans hyping them up anyway.
We can get mad that this occurring or we can just continue living our lives knowing that Elon Musk is a loser who will probably be arrested in the next 7 years for either illegally manipulating the stock market or, ya know, the aforementioned Tesla murders. Good for SNL. Sucks that Rush Limbaugh died because Lorne Michaels was going to have him join the cast next season.