Eli Manning can’t stop staring at Saquon Barkley’s legs ??? pic.twitter.com/Mc81ofrdS2
— Simms & Lefkoe (@SimmsAndLefkoe) July 10, 2018
“His quads are the size of my waist and whole upper body. I’ve never quite seen anything like it. I don’t often stare at another man’s legs, but in that case, you just can’t quite help it.”
Eli Manning cannot get enough of Saquon Barkley and how absolutely thicccc that guy is. I wasn’t 100% on board with drafting a running back with the No. 2 overall draft pick considering the New York Giants had the worst offensive line in the NFL last season so there’s no holes for a running back to even rush through back have you seen his lower body? No one can tackle him. He’s just too thiccc.
Those poor khaki shorts. I assume those pants were ripped to shreds by the end of this day. Ah, what I would give to be there for those pants to come off. Goals.
Eli Manning will be spending most of the time before games in the locker room taping down his boner after seeing Saquon walk in looking pluuuump just like Patrick Ewing used to do back in the 90’s because his shorts were too small for his massive genitals. Taping your dick down is a tradition for New York athletes.
I am all the way in on this Eli Manning Saquon Barkley romance. If Eli wants to see more of those cheeks it means he’s going to hand the ball off to him more often to get more glances at those yams which means the Giants will finally have a balanced offense for the first time since the 90’s.
The New York Giants are going to the Super Bowl and no one can tell me otherwise. They’re way too thicccc to lose.
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