Dwight Howard Needs Butt Surgery

What Happened?

The second half of Dwight Howard’s career has been riddled with injuries and disappointments and now you can add potential season-ending butt surgery to the list of Dwight shortcomings. He was averaging 12 points and 9 rebounds so although he’s no longer the MVP caliber player he used to be, he was still an important rotation player for Washington.

It’s been reported that the Wizards hate each other and it’s for sure spilled onto the court as they are 5 games below .500 and they should be feasting on a weak Eastern Conference but instead they stink and everyone is on the trade block.

With Dwight Howard gone nursing his butt, Washington is one big loss away from trading John Wall away to Detroit for Luke Kennard and a signed Rip Hamilton face mask. There are already rumors that the Lakers have interest in acquiring Brad Beal and the Pelicans have wanted Otto Porter for years now.

Dwight Howard is going to come back from his Brazilian butt lift with a brand new roster of guys he can annoy the hell out of with his corny jokes and weird ass pet snakes and shit.




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