donald trump draft dodging

Donald Trump is a Draft Dodging Pussy

What Happened?

The daughters of a Queens foot doctor say their late father diagnosed President Donald Trump with bone spurs to help him avoid the Vietnam War draft as a “favor” to his father Fred Trump, according to a new report Wednesday.

Dr. Larry Braunstein, a podiatrist who died in 2007, often told the story of providing Donald Trump with the diagnosis of bone spurs in his heels so he could be exempt from military service, his two daughters — Dr. Elysa Braunstein and Sharon Kessel — told the New York Times.

It was family lore,” Elysa Braunstein told the Times, adding that the story was “something we would always discuss” among family and friends.

(CNN)

We all thought Donald Trump was a man of integrity and sacrifice. A man that pulled himself up from his bootstraps to climb from the slums of Queens and rise to the highest office in the world. He was a hero.

But there is shocking news being reported today that makes me question whether or not this man is actually the face of justice that I believed he was 24 hours ago.

Apparently, Donald Trump is a spoiled rich kid whose daddy called in a favor to a local doctor to help him avoid having to go fight in the Vietnam War.

Who could’ve seen this coming? This man of honor and high character is actually a liar and a cheater?? How will I tell my (future) children about this?

It’s almost as if the man who tried to shit on NFL players for kneeling during the National Anthem by claiming they were disrespecting the troops personally went out of his way to not be one of the troops.

It’s almost as if the man who mocked John McCain for being a prisoner of war decided to fake documents that claimed he had bone spurs so that he would avoid fighting in that very same war in which McCain was a prisoner of.

Wait…wait a minute. Is Donald Trump actually a bad person?? BUT WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS THO.

 

 

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