Donald Trump Told Guam Governor That Impending North Korea Nuclear Threat Will Be Good For Tourism

“Tourism, I can tell you this — tourism, you’re going to go up like 10-fold with the expenditure of no money so I congratulate you,” Mr Trump is heard saying on a speakerphone in a video posted to Facebook by Guam’s Governor Eddie Baza Calvo.

“We are with you 1,000 per cent, you are safe,” he adds.

“You’ve become extremely famous. All over the world they are talking about Guam, and they are talking about you.”


Ah, see this is the business man that we were all in a hurry to elect as president. Donald Trump knows a deal when he sees a deal. In fact, this is all part of his master plan. He probably has a Trump Hotel going up in Guam so he needs the attention over there to get some tourists visiting.

Now the only question we need an answer to is if Kim Jong Un is in on the scam or not. Wouldn’t be shocked if Trump, Putin and Kim were in a group chat right now pretending to scare people in order to put more money in their pockets.

Stay woke and stay out of Guam ya know, just in case this isn’t a bluff and North Korea decides to




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