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Donald Trump Once Forced Chris Christie To Eat Meatloaf

OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN. OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF, DONALD TRUMP, IS BEING ATTACKED FROM ALL SIDES AFTER HIS TOWN HALL ADDRESS. PEOPLE ARE COMING OUT OF THE CLOUDS TO UNDERMINE HIS LEADERSHIP. WELL, CHRIS CHRISTIE HAS STEPPED UP TO REMIND THE WORLD JUST HOW MUCH OF A BOSS OUR PRESIDENT TRULY IS.

TRUMP BASICALLY TOLD CHRISTIE TO GO GET HIS FUCKING SHINEBOX. I KNOW LONGER WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE SLANDER ABOUT TRUMP NOT BEING A LEADER. HE SAT HIS COMPETITION ON HIS LAP AND FED HIM MEATLOAF LIKE A CHILD. I ASSUME HE BURPED HIM AFTERWARDS.

CHRIS CUCKOLD, YOUR POLITICAL CAREER IS OVER. YOU CANNOT INTENTIONALLY SHUT DOWN BRIDGES TO SPITE FORT LEE AND HAVE ANOTHER MAN CHOOSE YOUR MEAL FOR YOU. YOU CAN HAVE ONE OF THOSE THINGS OCCUR BUT NOT BOTH. POLITICAL SUICIDE.

ALSO, TRUMP OBVIOUSLY FEED THE FAT GUY MEATLOAF ON PURPOSE, RIGHT? THAT HAD TO HAVE BEEN INTENTIONAL. LET’S NEVER QUESTION OUR PRESIDENT’S INTELLIGENCE AGAIN. HE NAILED THIS DINNER.

 

 

 

 

 

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