The inevitable Donald Trump Colin Kaepernick feud has begun as the racist special needs president is taking Kaepernick’s kneeling for police brutality to mock the NFL for ratings because you guys elected a low-IQ gameshow host to be president and the only thing he cares about is TV ratings.
“I don’t know if you know, but the NFL is way down in their ratings. Way down,” Trump said via CNN. “And you know why? Two reasons. No. 1 is, this politics they’re finding is a rougher game than football, and more exciting.
“Honestly, we’ve taken a lot of people away from the NFL. And the other reason is Kaepernick. Kaepernick.”
That’s my future president right there. Offering solutions to problems with the hottest takes of all time. Why is no one watching football anymore? Colin Kaepernick takes a knee before each game. Nailed it.
I don’t have children because I spend most of my time with a hot laptop on my testicles so that I can write fire articles while simultaneously destroying my sperm count. However, if I did make the mistake of having children, I wouldn’t let them watch football anymore now that Kaepernick is out here shitting on the National Anthem.
Boo hoo, there’s racial inequality and police brutality. Keep that nonsense out of my football games. I tune into the NFL for 3 things and 3 things only: Touchdowns, life-shortening concussions and the National Anthem.
Time to Make the NFL Great Again.